1.In the orignal theme song, Kenny says "Our small town is bigger damn it! Right down to the little Granite!" 2.After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"*** 3.When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy" 4.After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's dead, Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!" 5.After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!" 6.After Kenny somehow comes back to life Kenny is shown and says "Hey guys what's going on?" 7.After Stan and Kyle are amazed by how Kenny has come back to life Stan says "Looking pretty good Kenny" and Kenny says "Thanks!
Cartman gets an anal probe 1.After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"*** 2.When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy" 3.After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!" 4.After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"
Weightgain 4000 1.When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?" 2.When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!" 3.After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"
The Volcano 1.After Stan says to cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick"*** 2.After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano. 3.After Jimbo throws the grenade that s all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vaginia." 4.After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool" 5.After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay" 6.After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh" 7.After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?" 8.After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"
Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride 1.While Sparky is Raping Sylvester , Kenny see what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing." 2.After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny say "Not from what I saw" 3.When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"
An Elephant makes Love to a Pig 1.When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same." 2.When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your hair?" 3.After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister"Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."" Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra." 4.When the genetic doctor comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?" 5.When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God!What is he doin'?"
Death 1.After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart." 2.After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "I did, I gotta go shit!" 3.After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!" 4.Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God" 5.After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!" 6.When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "You know what I think..."The rest is mumbles not meant to be heard.
Mr. Hanky 1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!" 2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!" 3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!" 4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!" 5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?". 6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!" 7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"
Halloween The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and it's either between him saying something or just laughing. You be the judge. Here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh." Also Cartman when he is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and "Hey guys guess what?"
Starvin' Marvin 1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!" 2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "Where they take a knife and stick your pee pee." This one was hard and if you think it's something different please tell me 3.When Stan says "She said it(the sport watch)would come tomorrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!" 4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".
Jay Leno Special 1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"
Damien Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking dog."
Tom's Rhinoplasty 1.When the boys are amazed that their subsitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!" 2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can allways finger their pussy". 3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.
Mecha Streisand 1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."
Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my best estimates. 1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it." 2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the animals and tea?"*** 3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, ect." 4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.
